"The Offroader's Prayer by Glenn Wakefield
Our Father,
Which art in Moab
Four wheeling be thy name.
To thy trails we come,
Thy maintenance be done
In garage
As it is on the trail.
Give us this our daily drive,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those that trespass on us.
And lead us not unto illegal closures
But deliver us from Sierra Clubbers
For thine is the clearance,
The articulation,
And the traction forever, Amen."
